{"id":46,"date":"2014-04-21T08:47:06","date_gmt":"2014-04-21T06:47:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.legrandisquemouinterne.com\/wordpress\/?p=46"},"modified":"2026-01-27T09:13:57","modified_gmt":"2026-01-27T08:13:57","slug":"le-conseil-des-sinistres","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sautcreatif.com\/poetc\/2014\/04\/21\/le-conseil-des-sinistres\/","title":{"rendered":"LE CONSEIL DES SINISTRES"},"content":{"rendered":"

90 % de r\u00e9ussite au bac\u2026 0,6 % de croissance\u2026 30 % de ch\u00f4mage\u2026 Les chiffres s\u2019accumulaient sur le bureau du pr\u00e9sident. Un Enarque souffla :<\/p>\n

– Comme vous pouvez le constater Mr le pr\u00e9sident, la France ne manque pas de cerveaux mais plut\u00f4t… d\u2019intelligence.<\/p>\n

Le Pr\u00e9sident fit ses yeux ronds habituels, caressa distraitement le casque int\u00e9gral pos\u00e9 devant lui et se tourna vers le Ministre du Travail avec une pointe d\u2019amusement dans les yeux :<\/p>\n

– Qu\u2019est-ce que vous avez \u00e0 nous sugg\u00e9rer pour relancer la croissance ?<\/p>\n

– La solution intelligente, selon moi – et les statistiques le confirment – serait d\u2019augmenter la dur\u00e9e du travail plut\u00f4t que de prolonger la dur\u00e9e des \u00e9tudes.<\/p>\n

Piqu\u00e9e au vif, la Ministre de l\u2019\u00c9ducation Nationale faillit s\u2019\u00e9trangler et ne put s\u2019emp\u00eacher de balbutier\u00a0:<\/p>\n

– Si j\u2019ai bien compris, vous proposez de rendre les fran\u00e7ais\u2026 plus cons qu\u2019ils ne sont en r\u00e9alit\u00e9\u00a0 ?<\/p>\n

Le Ministre du Travail la regarda triomphant, s\u00fbr de lui :<\/p>\n

Sans vouloir vous offenser Mme la ministre, c\u2019est un faux probl\u00e8me : en admettant que vous ayez raison, vous serez d\u2019accord avec moi pour reconna\u00eetre que, le jour o\u00f9 tout le monde sera idiot, la connerie dispara\u00eetra d\u2019elle-m\u00eame !<\/p>\n

– Et pourquoi ?<\/p>\n

– Pour la bonne raison qu\u2019il n\u2019y aura plus de gens assez qualifi\u00e9s pour faire la diff\u00e9rence entre intelligence et connerie !<\/p>\n

– Tr\u00e8s bonne celle-l\u00e0 ! Le pr\u00e9sident esquissa un sourire et jeta un rapide coup d\u2019\u0153il aux messages sur son smartphone.<\/p>\n

– Dossier suivant ?<\/p>\n

– L’Intelligence Artificielle<\/p>\n

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ART VID\u00c9O<\/a><\/h4>\t\t\t
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Bolo boblob olo bolobv Bolo boblob olo bolobv Bolo boblob olo bolobv Bolo boblob olo bolobv Bolo boblob olo bolobv<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/article>\n

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CHANTS MIN\u00c9S<\/a><\/h4>\t\t\t
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O\u00f9 sont pass\u00e9s les nouveaux canons de l’art ?<\/a><\/h4>\t\t\t
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PO\u00c9SIE D’URGENCE<\/a><\/h4>\t\t\t
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Rien de plus, rien de moins<\/a><\/h4>\t\t\t
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Sens sans conscience<\/a><\/h4>\t\t\t
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La mer ne fait pas de prisonniers<\/a><\/h4>\t\t\t
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Les machines peuvent-elles penser ?<\/a><\/h4>\t\t\t
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Six pieds sur terre<\/a><\/h4>\t\t\t
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Bouffon \u00e0 temps complet Mal gar\u00e9 de la nuit Amoureux marital Sentimental sans timon R\u00e9citeur de Villon Influenceur Th\u00e9r\u00e8se H\u00e9mophilodindron Dans l’attente d’une vie d’ange<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/article>\n

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QUARTIER BOBO<\/a><\/h4>\t\t\t
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